The best rapper from all 50 states

Oklahoma

Artist – Okie Boy Goons

Years Active – 2012?

Notable Track – “OK City”

Sample Rhyme:

“Yeah y’all know me, the Okie boy from the East side

I stay higher than that tree holding that bee hive

There ain’t nothing like OKC, like nothing like where I’m from

There ain’t nothing like OKC, like nothing like where I’m from

There ain’t nothing like OKC, like nothing like where I’m from”

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This man has a tattoo of Oklahoma on his face, as in: without expensive surgery there’s no way that Okie Boy Goons looks into the mirror ever again without being reminded of his home state.

Another fun fact is that roughly half the run time of “OK City” is spent naming different towns in Oklahoma. It’s an exhaustive list, one that you have to believe gets to any settlement of note in the Sooner State.

You’d be wrong if you thought that, though. The production company of this video promised earlier this month that a remix is coming out “featuring even MORE CITIES in OKLAHOMA.”

All of which is to say that Okie Boy Goons is trying his best to bring his inclusive style of rap to even more Okies.

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